Don't be this guy.

All you lovers out there, ever wonder who you meet on Match?  Ladies and gents, wonder no more:  You might just meet this guy.  While I completely appreciate the fact that he works with special needs children (so sweet!) and that he is athletic, my hopes soon faded...and fast.  Read on to find out why.

Good afternoon to you. I really enjoyed viewing your pics and reading your profile and decided to take a chance and send you an email. I live in (location omitted to protect the awkward) and I am familiar with your town I currently in the special education field as a paraprofessional. ( Just another fancy term for a special ed. Asst) I am not doing quite what i hoped at the present time, but I am keeping my fingers crossed that I can get my own full time teaching job in the near future. I have a masters degree in elementary education, but just cant seem to get that first job opportunity. I also LOVE sports, especially baseball. I am a highschool freshman coach in (name omitted) where I live. I still live at home and unfortunately that really sucks LOL. but I have to make due for now. I am a very open and honest person. almost to a fault sometimes. With that being said I should let you know that I am a very sensual and sexual man and havent met a woman able to keep up with me yet. You are probably wondering why I am bringing that up in a first email, and I actually have a decent reason LOL. I have not been honest in the past with this part of who I am and it has cost me big TIME down the road. I hope that isnt going to be a deal breaker for you, but if it is I completely understand. I never really do this, but I am going to give you my cell phone number. I am more of a phone person than typer and emailer so if you so choose, you can reach me today at (number omitted). Any time works for me. I am hoping that you will give me a ring, and we can get to know each other better. I hope you aren't shy cause I am not at all. If not best of luck in your search and I am sure you wont have a problem meeting the right guy. Oh by the way my name is (name omitted) LOL